My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Alright listen up, chucklehead! The joke is about a guy who thinks "Tapindowski" (likely Robert Lewandowski) is playing so bad, he's like a ghost on the field. Get it? "Ghosting" is when a player is invisible during the game. Because the dude's brother is scared of ghost the joke maker won't let him watch Bayern. You probably think that's because the dude is a scary man like you, which you are, you freak!
