I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. đ¤ and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do đ.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
I finally stopped drinking for good
Now I purely drink for evil
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and youâre mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because youâre a chronic addict.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Whatâs the difference between drugs and kids?
I donât do drugs
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
What happens when a cow masturbates? Beef Jerky
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didnât have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
My Brother's addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high
pls help my dad is a addict he wont stop and he eats my food. Sometimes i think should i kill him but nah he will go down with the others who did that too.
A man tells his doctor, âDoc, help me. Iâm addicted to Twitter!â The doctor replies, âSorry, I donât follow you ...â
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
Addicted what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore? Damn whore your not that addicted when u spread your legs open for any man no wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass. Lol
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar
When the doctor saw this, he said
"From Type 2 Diabetes"
Get it?
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
