Substance jokes
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Mommy, mommy! Are we drug dealers?
Shut up and cut the coke.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo