"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
Soap Addiction
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, GG Miller, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You said you were addicted to soap. Then you said you are clean now. It's a pun, get it? "Clean" has two meanings, one about being soap-free, and one about not being addicted. It's wordplay.
Anonymous
Shut the fuck up, you're so unfunny.