Addiction

Addiction Jokes

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.