Addiction

Addiction Jokes

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!