Addiction

Addiction jokes

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Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?

Because he's too high.

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.