My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
