I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
When you’re fucking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken
what type of flour do orphans use to bake with…? SELF RAISING FLOUR!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless… =)
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
Why did the little girl flush her self down the toilet ??
(((she wanted to join the Brownies)))>>>…
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn’t stand up for him self
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she’s is tenderizing you for dinner.