What do u call a emo cappella group
Self harmony
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
my handicapped friend was getting bullied i said just stand up for your self
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Who am I?