Failing

The Irish Outlaw

I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

Orphan

Anonymous

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Line

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

Orphan

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

Post

not hitler

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

Toilet

Paul Bartram

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Depression

Anonymous

What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Orphan

Hooray

Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour

Pinata

Name

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

Depression

DepressionFox

Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless… =)

Puns

Tntkid+that guy

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

Daughter

aye

When you’re fucking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

Cream

CHUCK

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

High

Anonymous

Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high

Sun

Anonymous

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

Harm

Equivocater

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!

Orphan

Sad

What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂

Orphan

Prodigy Master

What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish

Man

Stephanie

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

Sister

Anonymous JC

my sister was hitting on my boyfriend im 11 shes 9 she said go f.ck ur self so i said : “ok thanks for the idea”

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