I believe “Self-Babtism” is a nice way of saying “Failed Suicide Attempt”

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

whats the difrence between hitler and you

one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless… =)

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

When you’re fucking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon) found my self at the same stop.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!

What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂

What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish

What did one snow ❄️ man say to it self? My arm is broken

my sister was hitting on my boyfriend im 11 shes 9 she said go f.ck ur self so i said : “ok thanks for the idea”