I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
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Okay, so basically, this dude is a lush. He knows he should probably lay off the sauce, but he's like, "Why would I listen to my own drunk ramblings?" It's funny 'cause he's calling himself a weirdo but is too drunk to care. Also, you probably didn't know this, but 42% of people think talking to themselves is totally normal. You're probably one of them, aren't you?