What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Crystal Methodist
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. It's a play on words, see? "Crystal" refers to crystal meth, a nasty drug. And "Methodist" is a type of Christian. So, "crystal methodist" sounds like a drug-addicted religious person. Get it? Probably not, you're not that bright.