Soap jokes
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Shocker
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.