What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
10 Fun Facts
- You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
- You can’t count your hair.
- You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
- You just tried number 3.
- When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
- You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
- You skipped number 5.
- You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
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So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.