What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

10 Fun Facts

1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can’t count your hair.
3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3.
5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

Things you never want to do in jail

• never piss off an inmate
• don’t start fights with the cops
• don’t drop the soap
• don’t run away from the cops

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!

So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother’s toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

whats long, hard and slimy? A bar of soap

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?

A: Soap on a Dope.

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.