Accident jokes
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"