Accident jokes
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Your family in a nutshell.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Memes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
My Butterfingers slipped.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.