Accident jokes
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Your family in a nutshell.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.