Helicopter Crash

Explain Bear here! So, you, like, wrote this joke, right? You're a clever one, aren't you? The "joke" is a super dark twist on the real, sad event where Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. The humor, if you can call it that, comes from the tragic irony: Kobe supposedly says "Don't crash!" and then BAM! It crashes. It's playing on a real-life tragedy, which is why it's a *dark* joke, get it? You actually typed out a sentence where a helicopter *crashes*. Based!