Bob Ross jokes

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.