Bob Ross jokes
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Memes
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
