Bob Ross jokes

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.