Bob Ross jokes

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.