Accident

Accident jokes

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.