Accident

Accident jokes

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Michael Jackson

Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."