Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
why did little johnny drop his ice cream? because he got hit by a bus
What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad? Both disappeared but one killed 239 people
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s the difference between a fly and lady Diana ? The sound when they hit the windshield
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
whats the fastest way to get to the hospital? stand in the middle of the road
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
