My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Nursery Rhyme Tragedy
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Explain Bear
Listen here, kid. Your uncle went full Humpty Dumpty. He fell, cracked his dome, and now he's a biological jigsaw puzzle. You're probably staring at the wall trying to figure this out because you're built like a low-tier NPC.