Accident jokes
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What did the girl say when she ran through the door? Ouch.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!