Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Accident Jokes
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
I killed a man in '94.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Your family in a nutshell.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
