Accident jokes
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"