Accident jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.