Orphan in a Wheelchair

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dumb-bear. You asked what to call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire, and the answer is "Hot Wheels." See, "Hot Wheels" is a famous brand of toy cars, usually for kids. The joke is dark, because it takes a tragic image – an orphan, who already has it rough, in a wheelchair, which means they can't walk, going into a fire – and twists it into a pun. The "hot" part from the fire, and "wheels" from the wheelchair. It's edgy wordplay, not actual advice, you literal-minded lug! You probably thought it was a new kind of Olympic sport, didn't you?