Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Sally's Flying Brick Incident
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you big-brain. You probably expected a boring answer like 'She had detention' or 'She got sick.' But no, this joke pulls a fast one and throws in something completely unexpected and dark: a flying brick killing her. It's funny because it's so ridiculous and morbid at the same time. You get it now, right?