You jokes
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
ky you def like her
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!