You jokes
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
new years be like in my house
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
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Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!