Hippopotamus jokes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
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*Side eye*
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, Iāll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you aināt Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you aināt from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogās fossil! Boy what are you talking about ā¦ Read more