Little Johnny's Black Eye

Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"

Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."

The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."

The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny gets smacked by his dad 'cause he says he ain't asleep when he's supposed to be. Teacher tells him to shut his trap the next night. But then, Johnny's dad says he's "coming" (innuendo alert!), and Mom chimes in too. Johnny, being a clueless kid, thinks they're going somewhere and doesn't want to be left out. So he yells, "Wait for me, I'm coming too!" which ruins the mood and gets him another black eye. The joke is funny 'cause you are dumb and it uses the double meaning of "coming". Bet you still don't get it, ya cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Comments (1)

lil bro

9 months ago

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