You jokes
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.