You jokes
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
I you know what i mean
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.