What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
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What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
