You jokes
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.