You jokes

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

I love you papi's! No homo.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"

The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?

Suicide Squad.

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?

A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.