Lightbulb Versus Pregnant Lady

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  • What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, nimrod! The joke is that you CAN'T unscrew a pregnant lady... because that's nasty and impossible. You probably think pregnancy lasts for 12 months. Moron.

    Comments (2)

  • Shoulda gotten a pre-meld

    Fathomless Kit Fox

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