You jokes
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you shouldโve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Memes
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Me: Thatโs a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
You know the stupid trend where people say itโs ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
A kid asks his mom what dark humor is.
She says, โYou see that man with no arms, tell him to clap.โ
โBut mom, Iโm blind!โ says the kid.
โExactly,โ replied the mom.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!