You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
You Jokes
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
You.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
