You jokes
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi.