The Bird Cage

So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.

And I asked him what he is doing.

Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.

Me: Erm... Are you a simp?

Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.

KG: You have it?

Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?

KG: Sure!

KG then went to her room.

Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-

KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.

KG: Have fun playing with them!

Guy: WHAT THE FU-

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, numbskull. The guy thought he was gonna get some action with the kawaii girl, but she tricked him! She told him to buy her stuff so he could play with "them." But guess what? She meant actual birds, not her boobs. It's funny because the guy was so down bad that he got played. LOL. Bet you're still single.

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you dont know that a tit is a bird? omfg this kid...