You jokes

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold!

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

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I'm sorry.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

The patient said, "When will this be over?"

The doctor said, "After you die."

The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"

The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."

The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"

You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!

The other person: Who?

You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.