You jokes
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Memes
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.