You jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
-->[] go through the door if you can.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
I sit because I can't stand you.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.