You jokes
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Are you choked?
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.