Spaghetti jokes
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.