Puns

KittyKat

My sister argued with me that you can’t make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

Puns

Stevie Wonder

My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!

Undertale

Anonymous

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Puns

Anonymous

my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it’s impastable

Beat

Anonymous

What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood

Puns

Cassidee

What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!

Skeleton

Anonymous

Sans:pap you’re spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you’re funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler

Darkness

Frisk

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

Cow

Anonymous

What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.

Skinny

Anonymous

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Chuck Norris

Emanoom

I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta

Puns

Anonymous

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti. You should have seen her fave when I drove pasta😂😂

Time

Yo Mom

What did Eminem do when he couldn’t get some of his mom’s spaghetti?

Well he didn’t make it back to recovery this time…

Papyrus

Unknown 1one

Ooh!I know a joke!<–(papyrus) What is it?<—(Sans) Knock Knoock!<—(Papyrus) Uh…who’s there?..<—(Sans) Sans<—(Papyrus) Sans who?<—(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!<—(Papyrus)