What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood
