Spaghetti jokes
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
SPAGHETTI DEMON
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.