You jokes
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
How do you see past that forehead?
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Memes
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.