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𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Me:

A young boy in a blue martial arts outfit is doing a high kick against a tree. The text on the image reads "Friend: here comes your crush, act natural. Me:"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

Inessa :)

The image shows two parts. The top part is a screenshot of a text message conversation between 'My Crush' and another person. 'My Crush' asks three questions: What is the missing vowel? A, E, ?, O, U, What is the opposite of hate? and What is the opposite of me? The answers received are I, Love, and My boyfriend, respectively. Below the screenshot are two pictures of the Kermit the Frog. In the first picture, Kermit is looking at the phone. In the second one Kermit is on the floor with hands on his chest in a painful position.

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a silhouette of a couple kissing with the text 'KIDS HAVE CRUSHES'. The middle panel shows a black and white photo of a couple embracing, with the text 'MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS'. The bottom panel shows a distorted, dark image of Mario with the text 'I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS'.

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Wade

The image shows a conversation in a game of Among Us where a blue character accuses a red character of being sus for taking too long to reply. A red character then replies, "Still faster than your crush's reply." Below the chat are four stone figures with shocked facial expressions.

Bozo

you heard him, quit being a pussy

A cartoon image of a turtle with a sword. The text on the image says "Quit being a pussy and confess to your crush already."

Thw white bread

no words

The image shows Pikachu with a shocked expression. Above the image, the text reads: "Crush: how are you? Me: good senpia. Crush:".

Inessa :)

Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush

An animated pink character with bulging red eyes and smoke coming out of them, with the text "MY EYES" overlaid on the image.

Inessa :)

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Anonymous

The image shows three anime characters sleeping in bed. The top left is a blonde character labeled "Your crush". The top right is a male character labeled "Not you lol". The bottom character is a blue-haired character labeled "You".

Daddy Cock

SHrek

The image shows a grid of multiple Shrek face close-ups with a checkmark. On the right, a large Shrek image is shown. The text reads "Can I see your phone?" Me: "just a sec" and "ur beauty is ogrewhelming me" and "shrext-posts: Send this to your crush with no context."

Anonymous

he gay

The image shows Megamind, a blue animated character, looking up. There is a smaller figure standing near the side of his face. In the background is a second person looking at Megamind. Text above the image reads, "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Text on the image says: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

stillwaiting..

A phone screen shows a text message conversation with the last message reading "My boyfriend", followed by two images of Kermit the frog. The first image is Kermit looking at a phone with a shocked expression. The second image is Kermit laying on the floor and having his chest compressed.

Anonymous

Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old
Crushes Game-Winning Homer
In Tee-Ball Championship

Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

A Star Wars Fan

A note asking Katie to go to prom with options "yes" or "definitely yes", followed by a video of three dancing skeletons. The text on the video says "Katie didn't hold back".

Jazzy💕

My Crush: Sent a message
Me:

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows five different Hollow Knight characters with labels above them: 'Your Crush' is a character in a pink dress with a weapon, 'Her Mother' is a cloaked insect-like creature, 'Her Brother' is a tall slender character with white armor, 'Her Father' is a character with long white spikes, 'Her Ex' has no visual, and 'You' is a beetle-like character in grey armor.

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

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