Spaghetti Recipe

Hey, dummy! Explain bear here. So, like, the joke is all about taking violence to a whole new level. Someone named Mary Brittain is supposedly beating up a dude named Thomas. But instead of just, you know, calling the cops or something, the joke suggests you should use Thomas' blood to cook spaghetti! It's funny because it's super unexpected and dark. You would not put human blood in spaghetti, you silly goose!