The patient said, "When will this be over?"
The doctor said, "After you die."
The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?"
The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure."
The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
Listen up, buttercup. So this dummy asks the doc when his suffering will end, and the doc's like, "LOL, when you kick the bucket!" Then, get this, the doc admits they borked the cure and the dude's gonna die anyway! I bet you would have asked the doctor for a refund. You're probably the kind of person who still uses dial-up, LOL!
