Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
You Jokes
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
If you go broke, you could always rent parking garages on your huge ass forehead.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
