You jokes
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
Memes
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Like if you know someone emo.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
If you read this, you are gay.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.