Shape jokes
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)