Shape

Shape Jokes

Glock

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

Coffin

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

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  • Cow

    Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

    She got tired of jumping over the moon.

    Circle

    You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

    Hairline

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

    Corner

    How do you stay warm in a cold room?

    You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

    Mermaid

    A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.

    As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

    Banana

    Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

    Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

    Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

    Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

    Chess

    Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?

    Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.

    Cake

    What's the difference between cake and pie?

    πr2, cakes are round.

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  • Room

    Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

    Boob

    Boobs are like batteries...

    AA will get the job done...

    C is bigger than AA...

    D is bigger that C...

    ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

    Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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