What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
skinny deformed creature in the distance
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
i got a bowl of a rice that ur formed like and icecube
boy hairline is always in the back of his head and it shape like the check mark
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
how do you trape a shape? you use a trapezid
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
