Shape jokes
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
A rhombus.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.