Shape jokes
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Your hairline looks like a car!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
-->[] go through the door if you can.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?