Shape Jokes

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket

they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape

why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes

openheimer

Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

What is the octopuses favorite shape

An octagon

skinny deformed creature in the distance

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it’s intersected by a plane.

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”