What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
