Comeback to "Did I ask?"

Hey, listen up, you dummy. If someone asks "Did I ask?" it means they didn't want to hear what you were saying, right? So, if you hit 'em back with "Then why did you respond?" you're pointing out that they actually *did* engage with your words, making their initial question kinda pointless. It's like saying, "Hey, you played yourself!" You should know that because you are very smart.