Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
You Jokes
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
What did Google Translate say to Siri?
"Why are you so Siri-ous?"
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
