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Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
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What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."