You jokes
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
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"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣