You jokes
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"
Happens a lot to me😐
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.