You jokes
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Memes
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.