What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Listen here, kiddo. 8 times 3.14 is 25.12. The joke is that it sounds like "octopi" which is the plural of "octopus." You probably don't know what an octopus is. It is a sea animal with eight arms. I know that you're probably too busy playing with your fidget spinner to learn anything useful.