Self-esteem

Self-Esteem Jokes

Compliment

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Donut

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Irony

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Worth

    You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

    Ego

    If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

    Ego

    If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

    Phone

    Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

    Roast

    I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

    Depression

    Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

    Bullying

    The depressed kid getting bullied.

    The bully: "You are useless."

    The depressed kid: "I know."

    Dyslexia

    I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

    Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

    Neighbor

    The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

    So I treat everyone like garbage.