Self-esteem jokes
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.