Self-esteem jokes

Make like your hairline and scram!

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.