Self-esteem jokes

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Me: "WYD?"

Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."

Me: "Without me? Lol"

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.

"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."

"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.

Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.

I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.