The Little Girl's Question

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, this little kid is asking her parents when she'll get boobies, right? Then she asks about the hair downstairs. Harmless stuff. But then she asks her dad about his boner, and he says she'll get one when Mom's not around. It's funny because it's inappropriate and hints at some naughty stuff. You probably wouldn't get it if I didn't spell it out for you.

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Ic

3 years ago

Sweet home Alabama