Homo jokes
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
I love you papi's! No homo.
"Homo Simpson"
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I forgot you are homo.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Ur mum homo.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.