You jokes
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a PEIS?
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
You are short.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.