Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
You Jokes
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
You have more chin than brain cells!
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
A kid came from school. His mother said, "What did you do in school?" The boy replied, "I had sex with my teacher." She said, "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said, "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you, son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store, the dad said, "Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said, "I can't, my butt is sore." Dad said, "Why is your butt sore?" The Boy said, "Because I had sex with my teacher."
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
