You jokes

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Orange you glad to see me?

Gf: Hi.

Bf: Hi.

Gf: Did you eat yet?

Bf: Did you eat yet?

Gf: Are you copying me?

Bf: Are you coping me??

Gf: I love you.

Bf: Yeah, I ate already.

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

What do you call a dog that tells the time?

A watchdog.

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?

A crookodile.

What do you call intelligent people in America?

Tourists.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"