If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
You Jokes
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
"Knife to meet you all!"
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!