Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Rude Jokes
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing? Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What do you call an animal that smells? A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.