Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
i smell like skunk
I love to smell skunks but i lick there stinky but its delicious my breath smell like fart
