Skunk

Skunk Jokes

Car

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Sky

What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?

A stink bomb!

Nose

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

Baby

What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!

Way

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

Mother

A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.

So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"

The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"

The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."

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  • Baseball

    Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

    1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

    3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

    4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

    5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

    6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

    7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

    8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

    Butt

    I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.