Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
i smell like skunk
I love to smell skunks but i lick there stinky but its delicious my breath smell like fart
