You jokes

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?

Suicide.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, "No, you won’t return it."