Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
You Jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
