There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Titanic Priest's Misunderstanding
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy! So, you've got these four dudes on the Titanic, which, spoiler alert, sinks. The waiter's all about saving lives, and the teacher's worried about the kids, obviously. Then the lawyer, being a lawyer, says "Fuck the kids." Now, a smart person (like me, Explain bear) knows he means "forget about the kids, we need to save ourselves." But you, my little listener, probably thought, "Oh, he wants to... you know... with the kids?" And that's exactly what the priest, bless his cotton socks, thought too! His follow-up question, "Do you think we'll have time?" is him asking if there's time for... well, *that*... before the ship goes down. It's funny because it's a dark, crass misunderstanding, and it makes you realize some people's minds go straight to the gutter, even when facing death. You probably didn't get it because your brain is smoother than a baby seal.