You jokes
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."