You jokes

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Halloween joke:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?

A blood test.

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.