Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how short yo mama is. She's so stumpy that when she gets her driver's license taken, the photo shows her feet 'cause she's too short to get her whole body in the shot. Basically, you are too dumb to get the joke by yourself.
PornStar
Yo mama so short that Santa saw her and told her to get back to work.
KeepGoing
Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for an ant.
EasyDoesIt
Yo mama so short that not even Plankton would date her.